Ponderisms

Compliments of a certain sister-in-law...

• I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
  
  
• There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
  
  
• Life is sexually transmitted.
  
  
• Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  
  
• The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
  
  
• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  
  
• Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
  
  
• Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
  
  
• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  
  
• In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..
  
  
• How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
  
  
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'
  
  
  
• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
  
  
• Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
  
  
  
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
  
  
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
  
  
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
  
  
• Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
  
  
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  
  

Rally for (in)Sanity

Seems someone thought it would be a good idea to have simultaneous rallies. One called "The Rally to Restore Sanity" and the other called "March to Keep Fear Alive".

I don't have the energy or time to research and extol the merits of either. You can independently check out the details by clicking on the links above or visiting the following Face Book pages...

• Main Rally Page
• Seattle's Satellite Rally Page
• March to Keep Fear Alive Page

I mainly wanted to share some of the signs people were displaying from around the world.

But before I do that, I also want to link you to Dave Ross' website where he has a number pf parodies put to the tune of popular songs. Dave was the MC for the Seattle Rally. Cleverly done and some even would have made me laugh...if they weren't so true... An example is Waitin' On A Jet Plane - Dedicated to JetBlue. You can see others here.

Now on to the pictures. ** And let it be known I don't necessarily support any of the points made in these signs - they are just a sampling of what was on this particular website ** Last count there were 508 pictures posted to this particular site. I scanned some 20% of them and am displaying some of the "you fill in the word here" ones. Check out all of the pictures at The Funniest Signs From The Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear! (PHOTOS).